the usual suspects

Cast of Dontknoweither

Zeke Cymbelene
Height: 5'7"
Age: 21
Subspecies classification: Sapiens

Dontknoweither's leading lady. Temperamental, a bit naive, adventurous, and easily bored. She is a junior at Bellegreene University. Her best friend is Citronella. She likes novelty, pinot grigio, and shouting.

Jiihmn X'kaai
Height: 6'3"
Age: 26
Subspecies classification: Tertius

Pronounce his first name "Jim." Pronounce his last name however you want. Jim is definitely not from your neck of the woods. He is steely, aloof, and a bit mysterious. He doesn't have a setting between "shy" and "fiercely opinionated." He is a career academia nut. If there's anything he actually likes, he won't admit it. Apparently he used to be kind of bad-ass, but now he barely ever hangs out with the Caveats anymore, and he's gotten kind of rusty at fending off badguys.

Upsilon Vanadium
Height: 5'11"
Age: 21
Subspecies classification: Undetermined, potentially Secundus

Charming. A fast talker. A bit narcissistic. Good at math and tinkering with things. Junior at Bellegreene. He likes boxed macaroni and cheese, pestering Zeke, and microbrews.

Citronella Caveat
Height: 5'1"
Age: 18
Subspecies classification: Secundus

Vibrant, spirited, vivacious, kind of dorky. Like her brother Boise, she appears to have some kind of bizarre ability to teleport with the aid of a strange toothbrush-shaped artifact. Citronella is a freshman at Bellegreene. She likes black jelly beans, cute 80's nostalgia, and making a scene. She is forgetful sometimes.

Boise Caveat
Height: 5'8"
Age: 21
Subspecies classification: Sapiens

Determined, level-headed, pragmatic. Cute. Very down-to-earth. Like his sister Citronella, he is kind of a combination of dorky and sexy, what with the tattoos and all. Knows a lot more than he'll say. He is a junior at Bellegreene. He likes barbecued ribs, Wikipedia, and being generally sensible about things.